Wasn't she the best ever?
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Why is it that people ring the doorbell in the middle of getting the baby to sleep? Seriously. Once yesterday, twice today.
I’m going to put a sign on it that says “If you wake the baby, you’re responsible for getting him back to sleep.” After one nap time of screaming back arches it’ll never happen again.
Also, there’s a vine growing out of my house. As in, from the window out. Weird Neighbor pointed it out. See what I mean about him being a nice guy? Granted, it means he was eyeballing the house often enough to spot it, but at least he does it to be helpful.
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SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART.
HOW DO YOU ENTER?
With perfect love and perfect trust.
GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:
1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.
2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.
3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.
BLESSED BE.
Hahahaha
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Baby for sale
Chubby, auburn hair, fingernails that are always just long enough to draw blood. Eats like a lumberjack Enough drool to water a garden. Likes to hold the bottle himself but due to his arms being more chub than muscle a battle usually ensues. Will only sleep while held during the day and in a swing at night. Snores. Will put toes in your belly button when snuggled. Lots of gummy smiles and squeals. Superpowers include back arch, whining, excessive sweating, and power poops. Likes coat racks, his fingers, and the 1984 Transformers cartoon. Comes with wardrobe of adorable rompers covered in appliqué monkeys, cloth diapers that he’s learned to pee around, and a big, smelly dog.
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Somebody decided that sleeping in his swing wasn’t in the cards for last night.
8:07 Start bedtime
8:14 Passed out and in bed
8:50 Woke up hungry
9:15 Back to sleep
(sounds good, right?)
12:39 Wake up. NEED to lay with Mommy.
1:00 Daddy gets home. Back in swing.
2:00 MUST LAY WITH MOMMY
3:00 FEED ME. Back in swing.
4:00 MUST LAY WITH MOMMY
7:00 Mommy gets up.
7:30 FEED ME.
8:45 Sleep on Mommy.Not even going to try to bring him to work with me.
